Never trust new foods.
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The Problem: Untested and unapproved new food given at breakfast.
Emily's Solution:
1. Say "oh" so as to express your surprise that new, unapproved food has been placed before you.
2. Sigh loudly so as to really get your point across that you REALLY don't want to eat that.
3. Touch the food, making sure to look disgusted the entire time.
4. NEVER admit to your mom that you actually thought it tasted good AND that you ate the whole thing.
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