Just in case you didn’t know, we have one of the smartest
puppies on the planet. Oh sure, our puppy might have started out like many
other puppies…she followed Richard home one day (yaayy...), she peed a few
times throughout the house, pooped a couple of times, and even chewed up a few
toys (ok, she did all those things a lot). But now that our accidents are fewer and fewer, Emily has been training
her up well. While other puppies can only be in one place at one time, my puppy
can teleport herself into more than one place at one time. In fact, last night
while my puppy was outside, she teleported herself into the bathroom and
proceeded to “pee pee” all over the bathroom floor. Thankfully, Emily saw
everything and made sure she quickly ran to me to tell me what Cassie did
(never mind the fact that the messenger was “naked” and the pee was next to the toilet which was next to the
messenger’s clothes. That was just a coincidence).

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